Miley Cyrus is Sixteen! Well, She WILL be, in seven weeks. But that didn’t stop the Hannah Montana superstar from celebrating in style. “They say it’s the happiest place on Earth,” she said of her birthday venue - none other than Disneyland in Anaheim, California.
The theme park was shut down for Miss Cyrus herself and over 5000 party guests on Sunday night. - who were charged $250 a head for entrance to the event.
Other teen sensations Demi Lovato and David Archuleta were present for the soiree, as well as Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford, Vanessa Williams, Steve Carrell and Jennifer Love Hewitt, according to the Associated Press.
1. TV star? Check.
2. Pop star? Check.
3. Connected parents? Check.
4. Famous former flings? Check.
5. Awards show appearances? Check.
6. Hot new rumored beau? Check.
7. Screaming Fans? Check.
And she’s still (not even) sixteen. So the fact that her parents shut down Disneyland for her birthday is officially the eighth thing we hate about Miley.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but I know if I got the chance to see the delicious Mr. Sexyback himself perform in Sin City (as well as meet him) - I wouldn’t leave the juicy details on the Strip.
Here’s your chance to meet the southern gentleman…
Justin Timberlake has rounded up an all-star music cast to join him on stage on October 17, 2008 to benefit the Shriners Hospitals for Children! Enter now for a chance to fly to Las Vegas to meet Justin and watch him perform alongside The Jonas Brothers, Leona Lewis, 50 Cent, Rihanna and more!
Grand Prize: A trip for 2 to Las Vegas, NV. Trip consists of two (2) round-trip airfare tickets, two (2) nights hotel accommodations at Planet Hollywood, ground transportation from the airport and hotel, and two (2) tickets to the Justin Timberlake concert on October 17, 2008. *see rules for details.
Get to know Chace Crawford - the hottie who plays Nate Archibald on TV’s hit show Gossip Girl.
Chace answers questions on everything from going to school in Texas to his dear old Granny. But let’s be honest. Who really cares what he has to say with those good looks? Much more appealing is the way his smoldering eyes look into the camera lens… oh Chace, you’re so dreamy…
They tried to make her go to rehab… and she said Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
That’s right, it’s the tenth stint in rehab for Mackenzie Phillips - daughter of The Mamas and the Papas’ John Phillips - and the news comes just after the One Day at a Time star was busted for allegedly trying to sneak heroin and cocaine through the airport in L.A.
All the best, Mackenzie. Hopefully the tenth time is a charm!
Katy Perry kissed a girl (and she liked it) - but that was only the beginning. Now she’s being fondled by a girl for a good cause.
“It’s like papier maché, when you’re in first grade and you make a papier maché ball,” Perry quips, “but now, they’re using my boobies.”
In the spirit of breast cancer awareness, the “Hot ‘N Cold” singer has a plaster cast made of her torso - which will then be bedazzled by her Gym Class Heroes boy toy Travis McCoy (how appropriate) before being auctioned off to raise money for the nonprofit organization.
Later, she adds, “You just can’t mess with 32 D’s!”
Oops! They did it again. As if her homemade video for “Higher” - in which she frolicked and rolled in a pink bikini - and her I-wish-I-was-Fergie-but-I’m-not-quite-Fergalicious single “Fashion” weren’t enough, Heidi Montag and her prat of a boyfriend/producer/insert any series of pertinent jabs here, Spencer Pratt, leaked yet another single.
And that’s not all. It comes with a “Let’s Get Physical”-wannabe video. This one’s called “Overdosin.” Weird. That’s what it makes me want to do.
Unfortunately for Speidi fans, there was some sort of technical difficulty with the video (YouTube is synonymous with rocket science, y’all) and so the video is too slow for the music. But check it out anyway.
OK, maybe that isn’t exactly 100% true (although I would pay cash money to see the scattered, smothered and covered action). In an interview with CMT Insider, the early mornin’ stoned pimp speaks out on celebs-turned-politicos, saying, “”I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics.”
In particular, Oprah’s stumping for Barack Obama really gets under Kid Rock’s skin. “As soon as Oprah Winfrey pops up and goes ‘Ha-la-la-la-la,’ I’m like, ‘I love Barack Obama. I hate Oprah Winfrey.’ … I don’t hate her. I just don’t believe in her, so I don’t want any part of any of that.”
So what do you think? Are you with Kid Rock on this thing, or are you totally voting for John McCain only because Heidi Montag tells you to do so? Tell us in comments.
It’s official: Michael Phelps has the most gold medals in Olympic history. Yawn. He could have done it with his eyes closed. But he has accomplished yet another (and perhaps even more impressive) feat: He has surpassed Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, and my personal favorite, Justin Timberlake, to win the popularity contest of all popularity contests. That’s facebook friend requests, y’all!
After winning his record-breaking gold medal, Bob Costas said to Phelps, “On Facebook, (based on number of friend invites) you’ve gone past Justin Timberlake, you’ve gone past Miley Cyrus, you’ve gone past the Jonas Brothers — you’ve swept the board.”
I tried to become a fan of Phelps via my own personal facebook account this morning (I was eager to poke him), but I got an error message. Apparently facebook can’t handle the Phelps Phanatics. He currently has 812,105 fans and counting. To reference one of my favorite episodes of Southpark… let’s hope Michael Phelps’ fandom doesn’t break the internet, because then we wouldn’t have the internet to figure out what was wrong with the internet.
The Jonas Brothers and Taylor Swift were on location in New York’s Central Park yesterday, where the sizzlin’ hot trio and the country sweetheart teamed up to film a video for the Brothers’ second single from their album A Little Bit Longer.
What’s next, a Taylor Swift/Kevin Jonas romance? Nah, she should stick to guys with monosyllabic names… they’re WAY easier to work into song. Wait, hasn’t she been linked to Joe?! It’s all starting to make sense. “Joe looks at me…” (altogether now)…
Joe Jonas played NYPD cop, while little brother Nick drove a horse and carriage during the NYC shoot.
Hey Kevin, is that hot dog Burnin’ Up for me?
In other (and unrelated, well, related by a longshot) new music news, you can check out the video for Weezer’s “Pork and Beans” on demand if you click here. It’s from their latest self-titled album. So what’s this got to do with the Brothers Jonas? Well, how incredibly rad would it be if Nick, Joe and Kevin did a cover of Weezer’s song “My Name is Jonas”?! Somebody contact both bands with the brilliant idea! But seriously.
Flashback to Superbowl 2004. It was the boob heard seen ’round the world. Or around America, at least. Justin Timberlake ripped a piece of fabric from Janet Jackson’s costume during the halftime performance to reveal her pierced nipple… an incident that would soon be deemed a mere “wardrobe malfunction.”
Four and a half years later, wardrobe malfunction has worked its way into the 11th edition of the Chambers Dictionary - which is used primarily in Britain, no less. The BBC reported today that the editors have added the infamous costume debacle to the book. OMG! That’s like, so 4 years ago! Do they even watch the Superbowl?
I can see the definition already: “an accidental on-purpose act that results in inappropriate flesh being shown on National Television and, when reprimanded for said act, guilty parties adopt new terminology with which to describe the aforementioned peep show and which causes networks to create a delay for live events.”
I prefer the Urban Dictionary definition: “A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.” That’s more like it. But I’m not here to judge. He did, after all, bring sexy back.
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but I know if I got the chance to see the delicious Mr. Sexyback himself perform in Sin City (as well as meet him) - I wouldn’t leave the juicy details on the Strip.
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In particular, Oprah’s stumping for Barack Obama really gets under 
