Kelly vs. Ne-Yo!

September 5, 2008

Have you heard Ne-Yo’s new single, “Miss Independent”? The video just came out, and no, it’s not a remake (nor does it have any affiliation with) Kelly Clarkson’s song of the same name - the second single from her debut album (which also earned her a Grammy Award nomination for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance in 2004).

But wait, that’s not all! Both Kelly and Ne-Yo also have songs called “Because of You.” Hmm… which came first? The chicken? The egg? The Idol? I digress…

The songs could feasibly be about the same “Miss Independent” - just from a different perspective. So, ladies and gents, being that the songs share a title, it seems ONLY FAIR to pit them against eachother. Whatsitgonnabe? The Texas-born and bred American Idol songstress or the smooth R&B “Closer” crooner? You decide!

> Watch Kelly Clarkson Videos!

> Watch Ne-Yo Videos!


You’ve Come A Long Way, Babies

May 9, 2008

Of her shocker of a wedding to Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey recently told People Magazine, “I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.” And that’s gotta warm your heart, right? First a Teen Choice surfboard, now that whopper of rock — awwww. Let us celebrate their love through song.

> Watch Mariah Carey videos. “We Belong Together,” perhaps? Nick’s definitely hotter than Eric Roberts; Wentworth Miller, I need to marinate on.

> Watch Nick Cannon videos. I really hope it’s true love, but I would be remiss if I didn’t recommend “Gigolo” here. UrbanDictionary.com even references those lyrics (read them here!) in its definition — Gigolo (noun): 1. a man supported by a woman usually in return for his attentions; 2. a professional dancing partner or male escort.

UPDATE: OK, this is totally not related to Mariah, Nick, gigolos, diamonds or the Teen Choice Awards, but it is related to my beloved UrbanDictionary.com, so I had to share.

My friend Tracy, one of IHeartMusic.com’s entertainment goddesses, fancies herself a baller. She likes to shout it out at random times, taped a “BALLER” sign to her computer’s monitor…I’m not convinced she’s not hiding a tattoo somewhere. Today, her profile on the ZVIP Zone is being featured on Z100’s homepage, and her sweet mom down in Houston, Texas, happened to notice. Here’s what transpired over IM just now:

Mom (1:11:47 PM): Lunch time. Just checked ZVIP Member of the day…. Cute, Cute picture. Where was that taken? I clicked on your face and it took me to your blog. What does it mean when it says “Tracy is a baller”?
Tracy (1:11:57 PM): that’s my status
Tracy (1:11:59 PM): I’m a baller
Mom (1:12:09 PM): And baller means????
Tracy (1:12:16 PM): It means I’m awesome
Mom (1:13:45 PM): I know you are awesome but baller is a horrible word…to me unflattering and masculine…
Mom (1:14:19 PM): You are a beautiful, intelligent journalist…Fabulous and flirty…..
Mom (1:14:42 PM): But baller…….NO!
Tracy (1:15:48 PM): Baller is like, a really good ball player - that’s the slang word comes from . Like a basketballer.
Mom (1:16:23 PM): Gotcha…
Mom (1:19:05 PM): Well in HOUSTON, TEXAS I’m not sure it is a compliment… I could be wrong
Mom (1:19:37 PM): But I guess if it started with athletes being good ballers (Handlers) that makes sense.
Tracy (1:19:44 PM): http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=baller
Mom (1:19:59 PM): Gotcha, just slang for awesome… I will check out the urban dic.
Tracy (1:20:05 PM): hahaha
Mom (1:20:51 PM): You are not a thug living large….. Are you?

Happy Mother’s Day, everyone!